Cactus Bruce And The Corporate Monkeys

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Publisher: Blue Tea Games
Price: $17.95
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Cactus Bruce and the Corporate Monkeys is, first and foremost, hilarious. You play a one-eyed pirate cactus (!) defending your home, Foster Island, from becoming a banana republic (Bananas Foster, mmm yummy!...) under the domination of Hollabanger Corporation and its army of Corporate Monkeys (who try to conk you on the head with coconuts).

So, you must defend your home from this corporate takeover at all costs! Smack those monkeys before they smack you! Fortunately you have a unique weapon - a 1 ton claw machine - and several helpful friends such as Billy the Elastic Blowfish and Marvin the Explosive Snowman.

Full version means you can:
1. Play all 90 Levels
2. Access to 12 Challenges, such as the "Stone Henge" challenge
3. Test your skills in the Bananza! difficulty
4. Unlock all friends and see the ending
5. See your name registered in the game
6. Play the game without annoying nag screen
7. Access to Free updates and more Free levels in the future!

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Humour for the adult soul.

By akosua on Tue, 2008-07-29 21:48
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Pros: Hilarious, easy to use, creative concept, addictive, great graphics and music.
Cons: Can't think of any.
Cactus Bruce and the Corporate monkeys is a coalescent of skill and humour. The objective of the game is to break all bricks built by the witful monkeys in order to defend your home - Foster Island -...
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Monkey See....

By anthonyjm on Fri, 2007-11-09 03:15
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Pros: Great Music and Graphics for a game of this genre. Long enough to kill some time in a long workday.
Cons: Difficulty curve is very steep. Too long, gets repetitive and boring after about 30 of its 100 levels.
Take the old classic breakout game, add a One Ton Grappling Claw, a barrel of monkeys armed with coconuts and a few good friends, put them all together and you have "Cactus Bruce and the Corporate...
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Come On And Let's Slap Some Monkeys!

By Gamergrrl on Sun, 2007-02-04 03:01
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Pros: Great Music, Graphics, Visuals on how to play the game, 100 levels
Cons: None
This was one of the most fun games I have played ever! Captain Bruce has to stop the Corporate monkeys, the Hoollabanger Corporation, from cutting down banana trees to make a banana plantation, and...
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Hi kids, it's Bruce!

By Revsurf on Wed, 2006-12-27 20:33
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Pros: Good idea, funny, fast
Cons: Repetitive, unbalanced difficulty,
Let us make one thing clear: Cactus Bruce is not a high priced, high tech game and expecting an explosion of stunning graphics is a bit too much. It is exactly what it sells for - a simple, fun way...
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Kill The Monkeys!

By scorpioeyez on Tue, 2006-05-16 23:38
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Pros: Fun concept, steep learning curve as you go on
Cons: Gets a little too difficult too soon
Intro Kill the monkeys! The Story Cactus Bruce is a pirate cactus (well, this is the 21st century after all) and he is being attacked by pirates. All he has to defend himself is a large machine which...
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Cactus Bruce provides good, mindless fun

By robertspinzo on Fri, 2006-05-12 06:24
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Pros: Easy to learn and control. Good art direction. Slightly addictive. Several game options. Inexpensive.
Cons: Repetitive. Not challenging enough. Annoying music. Nothing very original here.
The first thing you'll notice when playing Cactus Bruce and the Corporate Monkeys is how mindlessly addictive this cute litte games can become. It's perfect for people who need to kill a little time...
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Cactus Bruce -Worst Game Ever

By FinalFantasyFan on Wed, 2006-05-03 22:39
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Pros: Extremely Easy to use
Cons: No real game play, boring,
The goal of this game is that you have a grappling hook, which is used to to try and grab monkey from different positioned bricks at different heights. Once you have done this you need to then use...
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To Toss or Toss Back? That is the Question!

By marymag on Tue, 2006-05-02 01:03
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Pros: Great graphics and easy playability.
Cons: You gotta be coordinated!
What kind of a cowboy is named Cactus Bruce? Actually, he is a very kewl pirate. In this arcade game that falls somewhere between Arkanoid and Space Invaders, he and his charming cohorts toss...
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