Xeno Assault 2 Review

Buy a crap with onlye 18$ !!!

Submitted by ChadVader on Sat, 2010-07-31 19:06.
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The lowest price: 17.95$
You can buy it at RegNow for that price.
minim req. very low and accesible to most computers
very stupid story adictive gameplay for kids

To be honest, when I read the title of the game I kinda know what to expect: some gome like the old ones I have on my phone of which I am bored to death, but still, I downloaded it and not even it didn't met my expectations, it was beneath them.

Xeno Assault is the kind of game your kid would play: only to shoot stupid aliens and to tell his friends that they are alive only because he saved the world. And because of games like this, kids IQ level drops every day... Why? Because pressing and moving the mouse does not require a high inteligence level and it does NOT raise it! It will lower it, so think twice if you are planing to let your son to play this.

Another thing: if you read the game description, it says that if, and ONLY if, you have great skills, great reflexes, great sight etc. etc. you will be able to finish it. That is so not true. I put my father to play this game, he is 63 and he uses the computer twice a year and yea, he passed the first 10 or 11 levels, and you know why? Because the only skill you need to have is TO HAVE AN ARM!

And on top of all, this game is pretty adictive, and not because it is so good, is because it has an online scoring. Combining online scoring and stupid kids can't possibly end well. Every chump will want to be the best at this game (probably because he does not have life) and will play it again, and again, and again, AND AGAIN.

So mind your money, tax payers, because this game does not make 20$


In conclusion I would like to apologize if you feel ofended by this review, but it's just my opinion about it and it's not meant to offend anybody.